Entitled

Can’t I get a breakfast sandwich?

After all, I had no time

(‘Cause I turned off my alarm clock).

Running late is not a crime.

Oh, I saw this new-style binder—

It’s the coolest big brand name,

And I think that I should have one.

After all—my old one’s lame.

I need money to go shopping;

See, these pants I wanna buy

Cost just under fifty dollars—

But they’re worth it—that’s no lie.

And there’s just one type of hoodie

That will look right with the rest,

So I’ve really gotta buy it

‘Cause I have to look my best.

All my friends are going out

For some ice cream, then the pool,

So I’ll need some money for it.

Missing out would not be cool.

Oh, and next week there’s a movie

Coming out that’s really good.

All the other parents are paying,

So I figured that you would.

Oh, you have to buy new shoes.

Yeah, I know the soles are good,

But I told you—they look stupid.

So it’s clear, you really should.

You know my stuff’s important.

You may worry that I’ll flaunt it,

But why make it a big deal?

I should get it if I want it.

I deserve to be made happy

And to wear impressive clothes

And not to have to suffer

With embarrassment that shows.

I should get to do the fun things;

After all, it’s only fair.

That’s what loving parents do

Just to show how much they care.

If I ask for it politely,

I should have my heart’s request.

After all, I am entitled

To whatever is the best.