Saturday Specials: Fry Me a Liver (parody of "Cry Me a River")

You know that I’m hungry

You know just what to do

Well, you can fry me a liver, fry me a liver

I’d fry a liver for you too

You say there’s no liver

You’re sorry, but it’s true

Well, you can fry me a liver, fry me a liver

I’d fry a liver for you too

Well drive me, quickly drive me, down to the store

So that I won’t shed a tear

It’s high in precious proteins, so I need more

You say to watch my cholesterol,

But vitamins are worth it all

Now you say, you say you love me

Well, just to prove that you do

Come on and fry me a liver, fry me a liver

I’d fry a liver for you too

Well drive me, quickly drive me, down to the store

So that I won’t shed a tear

It’s high in precious proteins, so I need more

You say to watch my cholesterol,

But vitamins are worth it all

Now you say, you say you love me

Well, just to prove that you do

Come on and fry, fry, fry me a liver, fry me a liver

I’d fry a liver for you too

If beef liver could talk, it would tell you why I must brood

Because a calf’s liver is a mineral rich food

So you can fry me a liver

Baby, go ahead and fry that liver

‘Cause I’d fry, how I’d fry a liver for you too

Oh, I’d fry a liver for you too