My Sweat Glands are Screamin' (parody of "California Dreamin'")

All the cool is gone, much to my dismay

It is much too hot for a summer’s day

I’d be nice and cool up in Canada, eh

My sweat glands are screamin’ on such a summer’s day

Stopped in to a store I passed along the way

Well I grabbed an ice cold Coke and I forgot to pay

You know some people saw me guzzle

I don’t care what they say

My sweat glands are screamin’ on such a summer’s day

All the cool is gone, much to my dismay

It is much too hot for a summer’s day

There’s a place in Anchorage—we could leave today

My sweat glands are screamin’ on such a summer’s day

My sweat glands are screamin’ on such a summer’s day

My sweat glands are screamin’ on such a summer’s day