The Day the Goats Took Over the Farm

The Day the Goats Took Over the Farm

One day my Pa and I went into town
To pick up some supplies.
But when we got back home,
Boy, were we surprised.
The cows were all dressed in fine gowns
And dancing around the meadow.
The chickens were doing gymnastice
The goose was singing falsetto.
The horse was doing tap-dance
While the pigs kept beat with their snouts.
The sheep were beating drums
And the mule was wearing shorts!
"How did this ruckus get started?" we wondered.
Well much to our alarm
We found the bearded culprits. What a day
When the goats took over the farm.